RWBY Carols

Alright, I was told to do this after GMing a thing XD, basically take the tune and some of the rhyming if possible of a Christmas carol and replace the lyrics with rwby ones. Try to remain spoiler free for vol 3, if you can't then spoiler tag the song please. As an example here's the one I did for a hunt, set to the tune of jingle bells.

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Dashing through the Snow. Spikes upon there back. Through the forest they go. Chirping all the way!

"Gyah, Gyah, Gyah!"

Bones upon tails swish, searching for bad vibes. What joy it is to chase bad vibes and slay some fools tonight. Oh! Rend and tear! Rend and tear! Kill hunters tonight! Oh what joy it brings to kill with all their evil might! Rend and tear! Rend and tear! Kill hunters tonight! Oh what joy it brings to kill with all their evil might!

Set to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman," "Weiss Schnee the heiress"

Weiss Schnee the heiress, was a huntress above all,
With an attitude and a sassy streak, likely owning lots of gold.

Weiss Schnee the heiress, is a meanie, they all say.
She is ice cold, but Ruby know she'll become kind her some day.

There must have been some niceness in that tiny heart of hers,

For when Zwei arrived at her bed, she began to pet his head!

Oh, Weiss Schnne the heiress, as cold hearted as could be;
but her teammates say that she laughs and plays,
just the same as you 'nd me.

Alright this is a summary of Episode 6, Because I am A rule breaker, set to Carol of the Bells. (hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say throw cares away... and so on)

IF YOU OPEN THIS SPOILER WITHOUT SEEING THE EPISODE, IT IS YOUR. FAULT. You have been warned

DONT. DO IT.:

Sorry, but this had to happen. XD

Set to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock, "Cardinal Suck." To give a bit of context for this one it's after Cardinal have either picked on Jaune again and after having dealt with such problems before they get... a little peeved. It got a little bit darker than I would like if I'm honest. ^^II

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JNPR, JNPR, JNPR know
JNPR saw so JNPR draw
Spear, guns and hammer at another team's dorm.
They're about to kick up a storm.

CRDL, CRDL, CRDL suck
CRDL lose and CRDL bruise
Failing and whaling, with Pyrrha they sparred!
Should have kept up their guard!

What a poor team, Ren makes em scream
In the in-fir-ma-ryyy~

Cardin's team have swollen spleens
To go with their broken legs
Hurry-up Russel Thrush, you better run
Nora is on the prowl~!

Her might and her power'll knock you off ya feet,
That's how JNPR,
That's how JNPR,
That's how JNPR rocks!

Bedtime Richard

You need some rest